amuurica:

mynerdproblems:

tupacalypse-arisen:

captainharvey:

urnotok:

liquidcassidy:

Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.

WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE 

Welcome to Tumblr where we have a gif for that…

never looking at vending machines the same ever again 

(Source: undiesrus)

There are some things about myself that I can’t explain to anyone. There are some things I don’t understand at all. I can’t tell what I think about things or what I’m after. I don’t know what my strengths are or what I’m supposed to do about them. But if I start thinking about these things in too much detail, the whole thing gets scary. And if I get scared, I can only think about myself. I become really self-centered, and without meaning to, I hurt people. So I’m not such a wonderful human being.

Haruki Murakami (via durianseeds)

(Source: durianquotes)

undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

• period panties
• chillen panties
• and im about to get me some dick panties

(Source: gayandinheat)

lounestaloki:

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

thewaywardswagabond:

iamtonysexual:

Also
Can we all just take a second to appreciate this opening paragraph on my paper earlier this semester about my experience here at Tumblr omg

I wanna know how you continued from “one of the last place one would expect to have someone come up behind them and whisper, “How often do you masturbate.”

That is probably the best goddamn hook I have ever read.

POST THE REST I AM HOOKED

This is the finest essay opening I’ve ever read.

winchesterprayers:

goregeousity:

I was playing battleship with my boyfriend, and this happened, and he got really angry and was telling me it was impossible that he hasn’t sunk anything, and he made me show him my board and I’m still laughing.

you are the future

Badass.

stevenrosas:

Every day, every week, every year, every good morning and every goodnight is how often I want to be cuddled with you. 365 days, 8765.81277 hours, 525948.7662 minutes in a year and I still wouldn’t want to leave your side. When your arms are wrapped around me, and my arms are wrapped around you, I never question, I just know. You see, cuddling is a special form of intimacy to me, not the foreplay type of cuddling or cuddling after sexual activity but the ”I love to be with you’ type of cuddling. It’s the perfect way to express your most intimate feeling, it’s when your most vulnerable but so in love. You need to have intimacy and affection, to have a strong relationship. We have to take time out of our stressful lives to switch off the tv and the games and have a cuddling session with the one we love. There are many ways to connect with a partner but never underestimate the importance of cuddling. <3

diethoroscopes:

Core Strength

Tone It Up Tighten & Tone Your Abs video

Pop Pilates Flat Abs Challenge video

Pop Pilates 3 Minute Ab Challenge video

Thighs and Butts

Pop Pilates Slimming Inner Thighs & Calves video

Pop Pilates Inner Thigh Insanity video

Pop Pilates Saddlebag Shaver video

Pop Pilates Standing Pilates for Legs, Butt & Obliques video

Pop Pilates Butt Blaster video

BodyRock 300 Squats Challenge

Skinny Yoga Girl Legs & Butt Workout

Your Whole Body

Tone It Up Arms, Abs, and Legs Pyramid video

Pop Pilates Till The World Ends video

Pop Pilates Summer Slimdown Part 1 and Part 2

Bodyrock I’m Into You Workout video

Skinny Yoga Girl 1000 Rep Workout

Skinny Yoga Girl Full Body Cardio & Strength Workout

Skinny Yoga Girl Burning Body Workout

Strictly Yoga

Beginner Yoga 20 minute video

Hurts So Good Power Yoga 95 minute video

Blissed Flow Yoga 90 minute

Sun Salutations video

Sun Salutations 2 video

Hip Stretches

Tara Stiles Bend It Like Tara

40m Yoga weight loss  Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

Yoga Fitness Plus 45 minute video 

Yoga Sculpt30 minute video

Yoga Fitness Fusion 45 minute video

Try Some Zumba:

Basics

Cardio Party

Bikini Bod Time

Bikini Abs & Thighs

Sandcastle Workout

Bikini Blast Circuit Workout

Tone It Up Itty Bitty Bikini video

Tone It Up Bikini Beach Bum video

Tone It Up Bikini Abs & Thighs video

Tone It Up Sandcastle Workout video

Tone It Up Bikini Body Workout with Self Magazine!

Tone It Up Bikini Blast Circuit Workout video

Tone It Up Bikini Body Workout with Self Magazine!

Pilates

Flat Abs Challenge

3 Minute Ab Challenge

Slimming Inner Thighs & Calves

Inner Thigh Insanity

Saddlebag Shaver

Standing Pilates for Legs, Butt & Obliques

Butt Blaster

Sexy Workouts: 

Aerobic Striptease

In the Bedroom (don’t even need to get out of bed)

“Body Rock”

Cardio Part 1

Cardio Part 2

Cardio Part 3

Cardio Part 4

BodyRock.tv Hot Body Workout 

BodyRock.tv 4 Minute Workout

BodyRock.tv Hardest Workout

BodyRock.tv Hard Bodies Getting Harder Workout

BodyRock.tv 6 Minute Workout video

BodyRock.tv Run The World Workout video

BodyRock.tv Hot Attack video

“P90X”

Chest and Back/Ab Ripper X

Plyometrics

Legs and Back

Cardio X

Kenpo X

Shoulders and Arms

Core Synergistics

Stretch X

Chest, Shoulder, and Triceps

Back and Biceps

“Insanity”

Fit Test

Plyometric Cardio Circuit

Cardio Power & Resistance

Cardio Recovery

Pure Cardio

Cardio Abs

Core Cardio & Balance

Max Interval Circuit

Max Interval Plyo

Max Cardio Conditioning

Max Recovery

Insane Abs

Max Interval Sports Training

Upper Body Weight Training

(Source: diethoroscopes)

WANT.

(Source: thefuuuucomics)

“Lilo! She’s a little girl this big, she has black hair and brown eyes and she hangs around with that THING!”

Lilo knows her priorities.

(Source: almostpizzas)

(Source: bromar)

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

springfi3ld:

sicsemperparatus:

socialised:

queueddd xx

Lololololololol

LOL no beer is that cold…

(Source: sexwithdex)

Always be yourself.

stevenrosas:

If you’re thinking just like everyone else, you aren’t really thinking. Follow your intuition. Do what makes sense to you. Never compare your journey to someone else’s. Everyone has their own struggles, their own challenges, and a different path that they chose to get to where they are. Remember, you don’t need to wait for external circumstances to perfectly align in order to show up for the life you’ve been dreaming of. What you’re looking for is already somewhere inside you. <3